COMPUTER IMAGE OF THE PLANNED “TRUMP LUNAR RESORT” ON THE MOON
Mar-a-Lago, Florida – President-elect Donald Trump announced today an ambitious plan to build the first-ever golf course on the Moon. Dubbed the Trump Lunar Resort, the project promises to revolutionize both space exploration and luxury sports.
The planned golf course will be built by combining Musk’s spacefaring technology with Trump’s penchant for grandeur.
“This will be the greatest, absolutely the greatest golf course on the Moon! This will be the absolutely greatest, and most beautiful golf course in the galaxy,” Trump declared, standing next to a scale model of the Moon featuring tiny sand traps and crater bunkers.
“It’s going to be huge. I mean, have you ever seen a sand trap with real moon dust? The ball floats! Tremendous game-changing stuff.” Elon Musk, the owner of the space company SpaceX, looking both excited and slightly bemused, nodded along.
According to Musk, the lunar golf course will be powered by Tesla’s solar technology and built using materials mined from the Moon itself. “We’re looking at creating a sustainable lunar environment,” he explained. “And also designing golf carts that can handle one-sixth of Earth’s gravity. Picture it: golfers doing slow-motion Tiger Woods fist pumps. It’s going to be out of this world, literally.”
Trump’s excitement was palpable as he described plans for a clubhouse with the “best space steaks and Moon martinis”, claiming it would make Earth-based country clubs look like a “bad miniature golf course in Jersey.” Asked about the cost, he brushed it off, saying, “It’s worth every penny. The Moon deserves the best. And let’s be honest, no one knows lunar real estate better than me. I will own the Moon, some say.”
Critics have raised concerns about the feasibility of the project, especially regarding transporting golfers to and from the Moon. Musk, however, assured skeptics that SpaceX is already working on a Starship Shuttle service for golf enthusiasts. For roughly just $500 million a ticket, it’s an unbeatable deal, Musk joked.
Environmentalists have expressed alarm about the potential impact on the Moon’s delicate ecosystem. When asked about this, Trump quipped, “The Moon is doing great, folks. It’s been sitting there for billions of years with nothing happening. A little golf will liven things up.”
Though details remain sketchy and astronomically (pun intended) expensive, one thing is clear: Trump and Musk are determined to take “going green” to a whole new level. Or, in this case, going gray – lunar gray.
Whether it’s a historic leap for mankind or just a really expensive way to lose golf balls, the Trump Lunar Resort promises to be the most entertaining show in the cosmos.
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