MAR-A-LAGO, FL – President-elect Donald Trump made yesterday a bold move to “reclaim American greatness,” when announcing his plan to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America
Today Trump also revealed a new map of the Americas that he personally redesigned to “better reflect reality.” He called it “the greatest, most accurate map of the Americas ever created!”
The map, reportedly drawn by Trump himself during a “visionary moment,” features a changed names for several countries, seas, and oceans – Canada has been renamed as Camerica, Mexico as Americo, Brasilia as Brameirca, Argentina as Ameritina, Atlantic ocean as American ocean, Pacific ocean as Other American ocean, etc.
World largest island Greenland, belonging so far to Denmark, has been renamed as “America soon”.
See the he new revealed “Real Patriotic Map of Americas” according to Donald Trump below:
“This map, folks, is tremendous,” Trump declared, holding up a poster board featuring his creation. “Geography has been fake news for too long,” he explained.
“I’ve been told by smart people, very smart, that this is the most accurate map ever created. The Gulf was never Mexico’s; it’s ours. People are saying this is huge, just tremendous for American pride,” Trump said, while pointing to an oddly shaped Florida that spans halfway to Cuba.
When asked how the renaming would affect Mexico’s sovereignty, Trump shrugged, saying, “They’ll love it. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be closer to America’s greatness?”
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