WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump spent yesterday in the White House daycare room, babysitting X Æ A-12, the son of billionaire Elon Musk. While Musk was reportedly in a top-secret meeting discussing how the the president should run the country, Trump took it upon himself to give the young genius a hands-on lesson in infrastructure – Lego wall building.
“It’s going to be the best wall, folks. Absolutely tremendous,” Trump reportedly told X, stacking red, white, and blue Lego bricks into what he called “a very secure border for the playroom.”
Witnesses say Trump was highly impressed with the toddler’s engineering skills, repeatedly calling him “a natural” and comparing him to a “tiny but very strong Bob the Builder.” X, however, was less focused on national security and more on figuring out how to turn the Lego wall into a rocket launch pad.
At one point, Trump became frustrated when X knocked over a section of the wall, declaring it “rigged” and accusing the Legos of “fraudulent behavior.” He later assured reporters that, had his Lego wall been completed, “it would’ve been the greatest toy defense structure in history – nobody builds better than me, not even that Sleepy Joe.”
The play date ended when Musk returned, reportedly amused but slightly concerned to find his son wearing a red “Make Playtime Great Again” hat. As Trump bid farewell, he patted X on the back and whispered, “Remember, always build big, build strong, and never let China take your Legos.”
* Image: X.com