WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what officials are calling either an international prank or the boldest home improvement project in history, the White House was discovered this morning painted entirely in the colors of the Russian flag.
Citizens and politicians alike were left stunned as the iconic building gleamed in crisp white, bold blue, and striking red – making it resemble a giant Russian flag.
One Secret Service agent, speaking under anonymity, admitted, “Honestly, I have no idea how this happened. We left, it was white. We came back, and it was totally Russian flag there! Three colored stripes – white, blue and red just appeared there overnight.”
Experts are currently investigating whether such overnight rake is hinting to President Trump’s surprising phone conversation with Russian president Putin yesterday, during which Trump submitted to almost every demand made by Putin.
Meanwhile, the Kremlin has denied any involvement, with a spokesperson stating, “We did not paint it, but whoever did, has great taste.” The Trump administration has yet to comment, though sources say a team armed with power washers and the strongest bleach known to man has been deployed immediately.
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