AUSTIN, TEXAS – Electric car macufacturer Tesla, Inc. has announced the release of its first-ever fuel-powered vehicle, the Model F, with the “F” standing for Fuel.
Company’s CEO Elon Musk, known for his unexpected surprises, unveiled the Model F at a press event, grinning as he poured gasoline into the tank while a confused crowd looked on. “We figured, why let Toyota have all the fun?” Musk quipped.
Unlike traditional gas cars, Tesla promises that the Model F will come with cutting-edge fuel technology, including a feature called “Manual Charging” – which, as it turns out, just means pumping gas yourself.
The Model F will also include a never-before-seen innovation: the Gasoline Subscription Service, where Tesla owners can pay $199 a month to unlock “premium fuel performance”.
Critics argue this is just regular gas at a higher price, but Tesla insists it’s an “enhanced combustion experience.”
When asked why Tesla, the world’s leading electric car company, would suddenly embrace fuel engines, Musk shrugged. “We thought, why not? Plus, it’s hilarious.”
Industry experts believe the Model F could either be a bold move to disrupt the gas market or just another one of Musk’s elaborate jokes. Either way, preorders have already crashed Tesla’s website, with some fans eager to “burn rubber” in a Tesla for the first time ever, literally.
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