WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump made headlines again – this time not for politics but for his attempt at a romantic gesture.
During his inauguration yesterday, Trump leaned in to kiss his wife, Melania, but the First Lady managed to maintain a decent personal space zone.
“The bullet shot at Trump Trump during his presidential campaign last summer, got closer to him than Melania’s cheek,” stated one commentator sarcastically.
“It was a tactical masterpiece by Melania,” one body language expert speculated. “Her reflexes suggest she’s been training for this moment. That slight tilt of the head was more effective than any body armor.”
Meanwhile, Trump reportedly explained, “She’s playing hard to get. I respect it – she’s incredible, the best.”
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