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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal Read More
US Delegation
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BREAKING: U.S. delegation complains mysterious butt pain after negotiations with Russians, suspecting usage of Russian ‘Phantom penetration’ weapon 

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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BREAKING: U.S. delegation complains mysterious butt pain after negotiations with Russians, suspecting usage of Russian ‘Phantom penetration’ weapon  Read More
Donald Trump
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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine!

February 18, 2025February 23, 2025

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MEGA DEAL: Trump demands 50% cut of Russia’s revenues from critical minerals, oil and gas, and infrastructure for brokering peace with Ukraine! Read More
Egg Dollars
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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets!

February 17, 2025

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NEW EGG-ONOMICS: President Trump proposes “Egg-Backed Dollar” to combat rising prices and stabilize markets! Read More
Lavrov in Riyadh
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Russian foreign minister Lavrov was spotted in T-shirt with Ukrainian symbol – the Golden Trident!

February 17, 2025February 17, 2025

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Russian foreign minister Lavrov was spotted in T-shirt with Ukrainian symbol – the Golden Trident! Read More
Convertible Edition Cybertruck
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Tesla unveils Convertible Edition Cybertruck for the budget-conscious consumers (the poor people)

February 16, 2025April 22, 2025

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Tesla unveils Convertible Edition Cybertruck for the budget-conscious consumers (the poor people) Read More
Trump teaching a deal.jpg
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Elon Musk’s babysitter President Trump teaches the toddler the “fine art of making deals” with stuffed animals 

February 16, 2025February 16, 2025

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Elon Musk’s babysitter President Trump teaches the toddler the “fine art of making deals” with stuffed animals  Read More
Uncle Vladimir tea set
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President Trump received “Russian origin tea set, containing a very special secret ingredient” as a thank you gift from Russian president Putin

February 15, 2025February 15, 2025

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President Trump received “Russian origin tea set, containing a very special secret ingredient” as a thank you gift from Russian president Putin Read More
Chicken farmer
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The result of egg price boom – chicken farmers are turning to billionaires

February 15, 2025February 15, 2025

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The result of egg price boom – chicken farmers are turning to billionaires Read More
Lego Wall
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Elon Musk’s son babysitter Donald Trump teaches the toddler how to build a wall out of Legos 

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

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Elon Musk’s son babysitter Donald Trump teaches the toddler how to build a wall out of Legos  Read More
Trump Alaska
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TRUE BROMANCE: Trump proposes to return Alaska to Russia as ‘Greatest proof of friendship’ with Putin!

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

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TRUE BROMANCE: Trump proposes to return Alaska to Russia as ‘Greatest proof of friendship’ with Putin! Read More
Valentines day
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TRUE ROMANCE: Man fulfills wife’s wish for ‘Somewhere Expensive for Valentine’s Day’ – by taking her to the egg aisle!

February 14, 2025February 14, 2025

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TRUE ROMANCE: Man fulfills wife’s wish for ‘Somewhere Expensive for Valentine’s Day’ – by taking her to the egg aisle! Read More
White House - white, blue, red
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Mystery at 1600 Pennsylvania: Why was the White House painted overnight in Russian colors?

February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

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Mystery at 1600 Pennsylvania: Why was the White House painted overnight in Russian colors? Read More
Elon Musk staring Eggs
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EGGFLATION: World’s richest man shocked by egg prices, considering selling his Tesla shares

February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

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EGGFLATION: World’s richest man shocked by egg prices, considering selling his Tesla shares Read More
Trump - The Art of the Deal
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President Trump declares that his book “The Art of the Deal” requires giving Putin everything he wants

February 13, 2025April 22, 2025

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President Trump declares that his book “The Art of the Deal” requires giving Putin everything he wants Read More
A lot of Putins
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BREAKING: Moscow Kremlin to hold historic TV debate between five Putin doubles for the right to meet with President Trump!

February 12, 2025February 14, 2025

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BREAKING: Moscow Kremlin to hold historic TV debate between five Putin doubles for the right to meet with President Trump! Read More
Trump with Musk's son
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Elon Musk hired president Donald Trump as babysitter for his young son

February 12, 2025February 14, 2025

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Elon Musk hired president Donald Trump as babysitter for his young son Read More
Elon Musk controlled by a midget
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NEW CONSPIRACY: Is the world’s richest man controlled  in “Ratatouille” style by a tiny midget planted on his head? 

February 12, 2025February 12, 2025

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NEW CONSPIRACY: Is the world’s richest man controlled  in “Ratatouille” style by a tiny midget planted on his head?  Read More
A bearded man
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UNBELIEVABLE: A non-binary person became binary again after deleting TikTok!

February 11, 2025February 11, 2025

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UNBELIEVABLE: A non-binary person became binary again after deleting TikTok! Read More
Trump in the Oval Office
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Donald Trump welcomed the first happy bunch of plastic straws to Oval Office after lifting ban on their use!

February 11, 2025

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Donald Trump welcomed the first happy bunch of plastic straws to Oval Office after lifting ban on their use! Read More

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