WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a press conference that began with a deep inhale and ended with what some mistook for a nap, President Donald Trump has officially named his favorite yoga pose: the “Sleeping Orange Beauty.”
According to Trump, this highly advanced position involves sitting comfortably in a chair, leaning back slightly, closing one’s eyes, and engaging in what he calls “the most presidential eye relaxation ever.”
“This is not sleeping, okay? People say, ‘Is he asleep?’ No. I’m meditating. I’m visualizing. I’m winning,” Trump clarified to reporters while demonstrating the pose mid-interview.
“Very powerful. Very serene. Nobody’s ever relaxed like this before, except maybe Lincoln, but they didn’t have chairs this nice back then,” Trump added.
Trump’s personal yoga instructor, a retired golf caddy named Rick, described the pose as “a unique fusion of stillness, silence, and snoring.” He added, “It’s a fine line between mindfulness and nap time, but the President walks it masterfully – usually right after a cheeseburger.”
White House insiders report that Trump frequently enters the “Sleeping Orange Beauty” pose during policy briefings, commercial breaks, and any conversation longer than 30 seconds.
“It’s all about conserving energy,” Trump explained. “You need energy to tweet. Namaste, losers.”
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