MOSCOW, RUSSIA – The Moscow Kremlin announced today that it has extended an all-inclusive vacation invitation to the former U.S. President Joe Biden and former Vice President Kamala Harris. The destination of the vacation was offered the ever-disputed peninsula of Crimea.
Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov commented the Kremlin announcement, “After such a demanding campaign season, we understand a little relaxation is in order. Crimea’s shores are open to help ease the disappointment.”
The itinerary boasts a series of unforgettable experiences. Highlights include among other activities the visit to the Moscow Kremlin, the Red Square and a scuba-diving tour in Black Sea to visit the famous invincible Russian naval fleet resting in the Black Sea bottom.
The Kremlin emphasized that all excursions are strictly guided and monitored for comfort and security.
Biden’s representative has remained tight-lipped, though an anonymous official hinted, “We’ll stick with Camp David, thank you.”
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