Tucker Carlson left Moscow as a free man: “Only real journalists get locked up here,” says Kremlin

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TUCKER CARLSON WAS FREELY ALLOWED TO LEAVE MOSCOW, RUSSIA. “ONLY REAL JOURNALISTS GET IMPRISONED IN RUSSIA”, STATED THE KREMLIN

MOSCOW, RUSSIA – Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson who visited Moscow to interview Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov has found himself free to leave Moscow, Russia, despite raising eyebrows with his recent visit. 

Kremlin authorities confirmed today that Carlson was never at risk of arrest because, in Kremlin’s words, “We only jail real journalists. Tucker? Nyet, he’s more of a… how do you say? Friendly contributor to the narrative.”

The Kremlin did not want to comment if Tucker Carson is considered another “useful idiot for Russia” or not. “We keep our opinion that Tucker is just a friendly contributor, nothing more,” confirmed the Kremlin.

This time, Tucker Carlson visited Russia to interview Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov. 

Even though US citizens are warned not to travel to Russia because of the danger of imprisonment by Russian authorities, there existed no such risk for Carson. “A man whose opinions seamlessly align with our state-sponsored propaganda doesn’t quite qualify as a threat,” Kremlin officials explained.

One prominent Russian dissident, speaking from exile, explained this situation about Tucker leaving Russia as a free man: “It’s simple: in Russia, if you’re not being jailed, you’re probably not doing journalism. Tucker’s freedom speaks volumes.”

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