CUPERTINO, CA – Apple today unveiled the new Apple Watch Series 15, a device that looks, feels, and apparently even tastes like a real green apple.
The company states it’s the most organic smartwatch ever created, with CEO Tim Cook proudly biting into one on stage before clarifying that users “probably shouldn’t eat it unless they’re running low on snacks during a workout.”
According to Apple, the Series 15’s “Edible Display™” uses patented BioOLED technology that seamlessly blends fitness tracking with Granny Smith aesthetics.
The watch doesn’t come with a strap; instead, it’s designed to be palmed, pocketed, or carried in a lunchbox. For health-conscious customers, Apple also announced that the device is 100% biodegradable – though executives warned that leaving it in a fruit bowl could lead to confusion and tragic snacking incidents.
Early reviewers report mixed feelings: while the heart-rate monitor works flawlessly when licked, some testers complained of accidental software crashes after making a pie.
In response, Apple promised a future software patch and hinted at possible flavor upgrades in 2026, with rumors of a Honeycrisp Pro model already swirling.
Meanwhile, competitors are scrambling, with Samsung allegedly rushing to release a smartwatch shaped like a watermelon
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