WASHINGTON, D.C. – The White house press service announced today, that President Donald has replaced the historic Jackie Kennedy Rose Garden with what he called “a beautiful, tremendous, and very classy LEGO Kremlin.”
Standing beside a man-high box of assorted plastic bricks, Trump claimed the project was “the biggest small Kremlin ever built,” and assured reporters that “it’s going to have all the little towers, the pointy things, the red colors.”
“People are saying it’s better than the original. May-be even the best little LEGO building ever built in history,” President Trump confirmed.
The decision has sparked confusion among historians, gardeners, and anyone with basic spatial awareness. White House staff confirmed that Trump personally selected the location for the LEGO Kremlin, allegedly because “roses don’t vote” and “the Kremlin has a stronger brand.”
Sources say Melania has requested that the structure be “at least three LEGO blocks away” from the family quarters to avoid hearing the constant sound of snapping bricks.
When asked about the symbolism of constructing a Kremlin replica on U.S. soil, Trump brushed off concerns. “It’s not political – it’s decorative,” he insisted.
“And by the way, it’s 100% made in America, except for the original LEGO pieces I ordered from the LEGO company in Denmark. Great toy company. They know their LEGOs,” President Trump added.
The project was expected to take three weeks, but thanks to the great, very great job of all builders, it was completed in two weeks only, President Trump said proudly, before pulling a red LEGO piece from his pocket and declaring it “the most powerful brick in the world.”
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