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Nobel War Prize
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FIRST-EVER: Trump awarded Nobel War Prize, calls it ‘Even better than Peace Prize, which is overrated!’

March 17, 2026

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FIRST-EVER: Trump awarded Nobel War Prize, calls it ‘Even better than Peace Prize, which is overrated!’ Read More
Biden, Iran, deal
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Joe Biden says Iran war would have never happened if he were the acting president, claims “Iran loves a good deal!”

March 17, 2026March 17, 2026

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Joe Biden says Iran war would have never happened if he were the acting president, claims “Iran loves a good deal!” Read More
Denmark, Florida, Oscars
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Denmark demands U.S. hand over Florida to compensate no Oscar nominations for Danish films

March 16, 2026March 16, 2026

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Denmark demands U.S. hand over Florida to compensate no Oscar nominations for Danish films Read More
Harris, Iran, War
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Kamala Harris promises to end Iran war in 24 hours if elected the next President

March 16, 2026March 16, 2026

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Kamala Harris promises to end Iran war in 24 hours if elected the next President Read More
Oscars, Trumps
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BREAKING: Hollywood announces Oscars now called ‘The Trumps,’ promises ‘Yuge’ ratings!

March 15, 2026March 15, 2026

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BREAKING: Hollywood announces Oscars now called ‘The Trumps,’ promises ‘Yuge’ ratings! Read More
Oil, Company, Profit
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Oil companies shocked to learn Iran War increases their profits again

March 13, 2026March 13, 2026

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Oil companies shocked to learn Iran War increases their profits again Read More
Family, Car
News

Auto experts reveal best feature in family cars is the ability to ignore children arguing in back seat

March 13, 2026March 13, 2026

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Auto experts reveal best feature in family cars is the ability to ignore children arguing in back seat Read More
Coverage, Statue, Pigeons, Trump, Epstein
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Local pigeons offering ‘Special Coverage’ of the new Trump-Epstein Titanic style sculpture

March 13, 2026March 13, 2026

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Local pigeons offering ‘Special Coverage’ of the new Trump-Epstein Titanic style sculpture Read More
Oil, Executives, yacht,
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American Oil Companies Promise Gas Prices Will Drop Immediately After Executives Finish Buying Their Third Yacht!

March 12, 2026March 12, 2026

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American Oil Companies Promise Gas Prices Will Drop Immediately After Executives Finish Buying Their Third Yacht! Read More
Intel, call, Kremlin
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INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES OUT, KREMLIN HOTLINE IN: White House unveils new intel source: “Just call Vladimir Putin, he never lies!”

March 11, 2026March 11, 2026

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INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES OUT, KREMLIN HOTLINE IN: White House unveils new intel source: “Just call Vladimir Putin, he never lies!” Read More
Fuel, prices, Positivity,
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NO PRICE, NO PROBLEM: New ‘Fuel Positivity Act’ would replace gas prices with motivational messages!

March 10, 2026

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NO PRICE, NO PROBLEM: New ‘Fuel Positivity Act’ would replace gas prices with motivational messages! Read More
Trump, Peace Prize, bombing
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President Trump claiming that bombing Iran in the most peaceful way possible, clearly demonstrates he fully deserves Nobel Peace Prize or even two prizes!

March 6, 2026March 6, 2026

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President Trump claiming that bombing Iran in the most peaceful way possible, clearly demonstrates he fully deserves Nobel Peace Prize or even two prizes! Read More
Trump, JD Vance, suit
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JD Vance instructed President Trump to wear a suit, ask nicely and say “Thank You!”, when asking Ukrainian President for anti-drone systems to counter Iranian drones!

March 6, 2026

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JD Vance instructed President Trump to wear a suit, ask nicely and say “Thank You!”, when asking Ukrainian President for anti-drone systems to counter Iranian drones! Read More
Border, Wall, sponsorship
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US-Mexico border wall now accepting corporate sponsorships

February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

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US-Mexico border wall now accepting corporate sponsorships Read More
Bipartisan, Fury, Agreement
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Congress reaches bipartisan agreement to be furious at each other!

February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

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Congress reaches bipartisan agreement to be furious at each other! Read More
Trump, inside
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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger!

February 17, 2026February 17, 2026

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BREAKING: Epstein files reveal there’s another Donald Trump inside President Trump, only much larger! Read More
Canada, tariffs, vibe
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House passes strongly worded resolution hoping Canada ‘Gets the Vibe’ regarding House Republicans rebuke Trump over tariffs on Canada

February 17, 2026February 17, 2026

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House passes strongly worded resolution hoping Canada ‘Gets the Vibe’ regarding House Republicans rebuke Trump over tariffs on Canada Read More
JD Vance, Booed, Olympics
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NEW HIT: Winter Olympics soundtrack “People BOOING JD Vance at Olympics Opening” has made into the Billboard TOP 3!

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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NEW HIT: Winter Olympics soundtrack “People BOOING JD Vance at Olympics Opening” has made into the Billboard TOP 3! Read More
Nanny, Pam Bondi
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DOJ to recruit elite nanny to prepare Pam Bondi for basic manners for Senate hearings

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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DOJ to recruit elite nanny to prepare Pam Bondi for basic manners for Senate hearings Read More
FBI, arrests, Black Rectangle
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FIRST ARREST: FBI arrest Black Rectangle after it appears over 6 million times in Epstein files!

February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

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FIRST ARREST: FBI arrest Black Rectangle after it appears over 6 million times in Epstein files! Read More

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