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Tucker Carlson
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Tucker Carlson redefines ‘Dictator’ as someone in power for exactly 5 years, not over 25 years like Putin

February 4, 2025February 4, 2025

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Tucker Carlson redefines ‘Dictator’ as someone in power for exactly 5 years, not over 25 years like Putin Read More
Constitutional amendment
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Trump proposes 28th Amendment to make Elon Musk the fourth branch of government!

February 4, 2025February 14, 2025

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Trump proposes 28th Amendment to make Elon Musk the fourth branch of government! Read More
Burning plant, Russia
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BRILLIANT STRATEGY: Russia preemptively destroys its own power stations to deny Ukraine the pleasure to blow those up!

February 3, 2025

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BRILLIANT STRATEGY: Russia preemptively destroys its own power stations to deny Ukraine the pleasure to blow those up! Read More
ICE halts action
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ICE halts immigration hotline after majority of calls reported on Elon Musk!

February 3, 2025February 3, 2025

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ICE halts immigration hotline after majority of calls reported on Elon Musk! Read More
Tesla car in gas station
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Mexico strikes back at Trump’s tariffs – only allows import of Teslas with gas engines!

February 3, 2025

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Mexico strikes back at Trump’s tariffs – only allows import of Teslas with gas engines! Read More
Justin Trudeau
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Canada plans to join European Union in retaliation to Trump’s tariffs on maple syrup and hockey sticks!

February 2, 2025April 22, 2025

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Canada plans to join European Union in retaliation to Trump’s tariffs on maple syrup and hockey sticks! Read More
Federal Reserve Bank
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MYSTERY: A telephone scammer stole 1 trillion dollars from the Federal Reserve by “just asking nicely with an incredibly convincing voice”!

February 2, 2025February 2, 2025

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MYSTERY: A telephone scammer stole 1 trillion dollars from the Federal Reserve by “just asking nicely with an incredibly convincing voice”! Read More
Hollywood sign, dancing Trump
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Hollywood studios announce six-month hiatus, unable to compete with Trump administration mind-boggling fiction in real-life politics 

February 2, 2025February 2, 2025

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Hollywood studios announce six-month hiatus, unable to compete with Trump administration mind-boggling fiction in real-life politics  Read More
People shopping
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Walmart launches “Luxury Aisle Sightseeing Tours” for working-class shoppers allowing a thrilling look at groceries like eggs and coffee

February 1, 2025April 22, 2025

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Walmart launches “Luxury Aisle Sightseeing Tours” for working-class shoppers allowing a thrilling look at groceries like eggs and coffee Read More
Seniors in grocery store
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NEW ENTERTAINMENT: American seniors now visiting grocery stores like museums to marvel at luxury groceries – eggs, coffee and olive oil

January 31, 2025April 22, 2025

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NEW ENTERTAINMENT: American seniors now visiting grocery stores like museums to marvel at luxury groceries – eggs, coffee and olive oil Read More
Deport Illegals
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Seattle announces plan to deport “Illegal East Coast Americans” to Miami

January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

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Seattle announces plan to deport “Illegal East Coast Americans” to Miami Read More
Egg price
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EGGFLATION SHOCK: Walmart starts to offer 30-year mortgage loans for egg purchases!

January 30, 2025April 22, 2025

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EGGFLATION SHOCK: Walmart starts to offer 30-year mortgage loans for egg purchases! Read More
Trump 100 dollar bill
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Rep. Luna proposes swapping Benjamin Franklin for Donald Trump on $100 bill

January 30, 2025January 30, 2025

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Rep. Luna proposes swapping Benjamin Franklin for Donald Trump on $100 bill Read More
CIA logo
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CIA orders field agents to work 3 days a week from home, citing “work-life balance”

January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

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CIA orders field agents to work 3 days a week from home, citing “work-life balance” Read More
Gulf of Denmark
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Danish parliament renames Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Denmark in tribute to Danish vikings who traveled there 900 years ago

January 29, 2025

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Danish parliament renames Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Denmark in tribute to Danish vikings who traveled there 900 years ago Read More
California against Greenalnd
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Trump proposes a new bold trade: California for Greenland, draught for glaciers!

January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

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Trump proposes a new bold trade: California for Greenland, draught for glaciers! Read More
Woke person
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A woke-person slams Trump’s two-gender claim: The most outrageous piece of pseudoscience since the flat Earth theory!

January 28, 2025

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A woke-person slams Trump’s two-gender claim: The most outrageous piece of pseudoscience since the flat Earth theory! Read More
Russian drunks
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UNBELIEVABLE: A Russian politician sets a new record: 137 minutes without consuming vodka!

January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

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UNBELIEVABLE: A Russian politician sets a new record: 137 minutes without consuming vodka! Read More
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Russia introduces a new „very powerful, trust us” rocket launcher, that leaves experts speechless

January 27, 2025January 27, 2025

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Russia introduces a new „very powerful, trust us” rocket launcher, that leaves experts speechless Read More
US democrats
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Democrats: Trump’s attempts to abolish gender quotas, roll back the diversity program and re-establish only two genders “crimes against humanity.”

January 27, 2025

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Democrats: Trump’s attempts to abolish gender quotas, roll back the diversity program and re-establish only two genders “crimes against humanity.” Read More

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One day everything will seem meaningless

One day everything will seem meaningless

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Netflix needs to stop

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Trump introducing a new vice president

New vice president

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A happy marriage

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