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Secretary Noem suggests unarmed school children not to participate in mass shootings !

August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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Secretary Noem suggests unarmed school children not to participate in mass shootings ! Read More
Denmark, LEGO, Ban
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TOTAL BAN: Denmark to stop LEGO export to USA as retaliation to Trump’s allies covert influence ops in Greenland  

August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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TOTAL BAN: Denmark to stop LEGO export to USA as retaliation to Trump’s allies covert influence ops in Greenland   Read More
Oval Office
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WEIRD PRANK OR MEAN CURSE: White House staff horrified as cheap gold plating spreads overnight!

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

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WEIRD PRANK OR MEAN CURSE: White House staff horrified as cheap gold plating spreads overnight! Read More
England, flag
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UK government weighs ban on England flag in public places, declares only Palestine banner is legal flap of fabric

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

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UK government weighs ban on England flag in public places, declares only Palestine banner is legal flap of fabric Read More
JD Vance, military personnel
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SUIT UP, CAPTAIN JACK: JD Vance proposes to replace U.S. military uniforms with tailor made suits!

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025

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SUIT UP, CAPTAIN JACK: JD Vance proposes to replace U.S. military uniforms with tailor made suits! Read More
Snoop Dogg
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LGBTQ+ community accuses Snoop Dogg in “Cinematic Hate Crime” for not applauding cartoon kiss

August 26, 2025

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LGBTQ+ community accuses Snoop Dogg in “Cinematic Hate Crime” for not applauding cartoon kiss Read More
Toilets stealed
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TOTAL MYSTERY: Toilets have disappeared mysteriously in Anchorage base after Russian delegation’s visit

August 25, 2025August 25, 2025

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TOTAL MYSTERY: Toilets have disappeared mysteriously in Anchorage base after Russian delegation’s visit Read More
Weight lifting, Mayor
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BRAND NEW APPROACH: The mayor of New York to be elected in the gym, let the strongest candidate win!

August 25, 2025August 25, 2025

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BRAND NEW APPROACH: The mayor of New York to be elected in the gym, let the strongest candidate win! Read More
Trump, Cracker Barrel
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President Trump gives Cracker Barrel “Two Weeks” to undo logo change

August 25, 2025

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President Trump gives Cracker Barrel “Two Weeks” to undo logo change Read More
Golden Toilet
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President Trump hopes to receive Noble Piss Prize 2025

August 24, 2025

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President Trump hopes to receive Noble Piss Prize 2025 Read More
Russian, Drill, VODKA
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Russia and Belarus holding joint military drill VODKA-25

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025

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Russia and Belarus holding joint military drill VODKA-25 Read More
Trump, Scale
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President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025

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President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama Read More
John Bolton
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7 most shocking discoveries FBI found after raiding John Bolton home

August 23, 2025August 23, 2025

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7 most shocking discoveries FBI found after raiding John Bolton home Read More
Trump, Sleeping, Beauty
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Trump heartbroken as world leaders ignore his tweets: “Putin didn’t even hit Like”

August 23, 2025August 23, 2025

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Trump heartbroken as world leaders ignore his tweets: “Putin didn’t even hit Like” Read More
American, Motto, flag
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GOP proposes to replace U.S. motto with “In Two Weeks”

August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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GOP proposes to replace U.S. motto with “In Two Weeks” Read More
Annoying man
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Scientists baffled: Man whose life goal was pissing off at least one person per day is 15 years ahead of schedule

August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

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Scientists baffled: Man whose life goal was pissing off at least one person per day is 15 years ahead of schedule Read More
Rainbow, border wall
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem unveils woke “Rainbow Wall” to keep illegal immigrants away!

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem unveils woke “Rainbow Wall” to keep illegal immigrants away! Read More
Trump, hand shake,
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PINKY SWEAR: President Trump made Putin to give up Russia’s nuclear arms against security guarantees from US!

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

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PINKY SWEAR: President Trump made Putin to give up Russia’s nuclear arms against security guarantees from US! Read More
Trump Alaska
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BOLD DEAL: President Trump announces to buy Alaska again for the U.S, because nobody buys it better!

August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

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BOLD DEAL: President Trump announces to buy Alaska again for the U.S, because nobody buys it better! Read More
Trump
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Trump clarifies his “Bela” tweet was ‘Something smart, really smart, even brilliant!’

August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

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Trump clarifies his “Bela” tweet was ‘Something smart, really smart, even brilliant!’ Read More

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