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Trump shocks world by ending tariff war with China using classic breakup move: “Best deal is no deal!”

April 23, 2025April 23, 2025

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Trump shocks world by ending tariff war with China using classic breakup move: “Best deal is no deal!” Read More
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Donald Trump cancels appointment of Easter Bunny as his VP, reinstates JD Vance who is always prepared to suit up

April 23, 2025April 23, 2025

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Donald Trump cancels appointment of Easter Bunny as his VP, reinstates JD Vance who is always prepared to suit up Read More
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7 absolutely believable things found in Kristi Noem’s stolen bag, according to anonymous source who is definitely not the waiter

April 22, 2025April 22, 2025

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7 absolutely believable things found in Kristi Noem’s stolen bag, according to anonymous source who is definitely not the waiter Read More
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Russian army sets Guinness World Record for shortest “Ceasefire” at 29.87 Seconds!

April 22, 2025April 22, 2025

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Russian army sets Guinness World Record for shortest “Ceasefire” at 29.87 Seconds! Read More
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DID YOU KNOW: 7 major wars that wouldn’t have happened if Donald Trump had been president

April 22, 2025April 22, 2025

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DID YOU KNOW: 7 major wars that wouldn’t have happened if Donald Trump had been president Read More
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Donald Trump declares himself the new Pope: “No one knows more about poping than me!”

April 21, 2025April 21, 2025

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Donald Trump declares himself the new Pope: “No one knows more about poping than me!” Read More
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President Trump’s thoughts and prayers are with the Pope’s wife and children at this sad time

April 21, 2025

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President Trump’s thoughts and prayers are with the Pope’s wife and children at this sad time Read More
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Vice president Vance demands to know why Jesus didn’t wear a suit during crucifixion

April 21, 2025April 21, 2025

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Vice president Vance demands to know why Jesus didn’t wear a suit during crucifixion Read More
Easter potatoes
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UNBELIEVABLE: Skyrocketing egg prices turn Americans to paint potatoes for Easter!

April 15, 2025

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UNBELIEVABLE: Skyrocketing egg prices turn Americans to paint potatoes for Easter! Read More
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Putin reportedly required Trump to send U.S. troops to Russia to help defeat Ukraine, just to see if Trump says “Yes” to please Putin again!

April 15, 2025

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Putin reportedly required Trump to send U.S. troops to Russia to help defeat Ukraine, just to see if Trump says “Yes” to please Putin again! Read More
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BREAKING: Trump Slaps 200% tariff on “Pure Retardium” to combat American stupidity crisis

April 14, 2025April 22, 2025

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BREAKING: Trump Slaps 200% tariff on “Pure Retardium” to combat American stupidity crisis Read More
Ovi
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Netflix announces new miniseries “Ovi” –   featuring Idris Elba in the role of the main character 

April 14, 2025April 14, 2025

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Netflix announces new miniseries “Ovi” –   featuring Idris Elba in the role of the main character  Read More
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Italian confectionery Ferrero launched “Trump Surprise” chocolate egg with Donald action figure inside the shell!

April 10, 2025April 10, 2025

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Italian confectionery Ferrero launched “Trump Surprise” chocolate egg with Donald action figure inside the shell! Read More
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Wall Street analysts warn that U.S. “totally screwed” if Trump starts math war with Asia

April 10, 2025April 22, 2025

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Wall Street analysts warn that U.S. “totally screwed” if Trump starts math war with Asia Read More
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President Trump demonstrated “Tariffs On/Tariffs Off” button mounted on the Oval Office wall, Claims It’s “Better Than the Nuclear One”

April 10, 2025April 22, 2025

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President Trump demonstrated “Tariffs On/Tariffs Off” button mounted on the Oval Office wall, Claims It’s “Better Than the Nuclear One” Read More
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Trump decided to cancel all recent tariffs, because those might harm Russian economy

April 9, 2025April 9, 2025

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Trump decided to cancel all recent tariffs, because those might harm Russian economy Read More
Greebland to buy US
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Greenland Strikes Back: If stock markets keep falling, the world’s largest island may soon buy United States!

April 6, 2025April 6, 2025

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Greenland Strikes Back: If stock markets keep falling, the world’s largest island may soon buy United States! Read More
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Penguins of Heard and McDonald islands threaten to flood U.S. with fentanyl in response to Trump’s tariffs

April 5, 2025April 5, 2025

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Penguins of Heard and McDonald islands threaten to flood U.S. with fentanyl in response to Trump’s tariffs Read More
Market crash
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U.S. appeals to United Nations for tariff protection, claims Trump didn’t think other countries would fight back

April 5, 2025April 5, 2025

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U.S. appeals to United Nations for tariff protection, claims Trump didn’t think other countries would fight back Read More
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Apple changes Stocks App logo to better reflect ongoing market crash amid Trump’s global tariffs madness

April 3, 2025April 22, 2025

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Apple changes Stocks App logo to better reflect ongoing market crash amid Trump’s global tariffs madness Read More

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