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Penguins of Heard and McDonald islands threaten to flood U.S. with fentanyl in response to Trump’s tariffs

April 5, 2025April 5, 2025

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Penguins of Heard and McDonald islands threaten to flood U.S. with fentanyl in response to Trump’s tariffs Read More
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U.S. appeals to United Nations for tariff protection, claims Trump didn’t think other countries would fight back

April 5, 2025April 5, 2025

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U.S. appeals to United Nations for tariff protection, claims Trump didn’t think other countries would fight back Read More
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Apple changes Stocks App logo to better reflect ongoing market crash amid Trump’s global tariffs madness

April 3, 2025April 22, 2025

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Elon Musk unveils plan to mass-produce ‘Trumponoids’ – Trump lookalike robots suitable for governing every country

April 3, 2025April 3, 2025

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Elon Musk unveils plan to mass-produce ‘Trumponoids’ – Trump lookalike robots suitable for governing every country Read More
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World record in forgetting – Tulsi Gabbard’s memory lapses make Joe Biden look sharp as a razor

April 2, 2025

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World record in forgetting – Tulsi Gabbard’s memory lapses make Joe Biden look sharp as a razor Read More
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Ukraine to rebrand itself “New Greenland” in genius plan to trick U.S. into establishing its army bases

April 2, 2025April 2, 2025

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Ukraine to rebrand itself “New Greenland” in genius plan to trick U.S. into establishing its army bases Read More
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MAGA supporters refuse to storm the state Capitol in Wisconsin, citing lack of Soros involvement in buying votes

April 2, 2025April 2, 2025

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MAGA supporters refuse to storm the state Capitol in Wisconsin, citing lack of Soros involvement in buying votes Read More
Pete Hegseth
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Greenland confident that after sending 3 bottles of whiskey to Defense Ministry Hegseth, Greenland will be texted complete invasion plans on social media

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Greenland confident that after sending 3 bottles of whiskey to Defense Ministry Hegseth, Greenland will be texted complete invasion plans on social media Read More
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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code”

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code” Read More
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Donald Trump’s April Fools’ Day prank calls to former president Biden included the classical “Guess Who?”, also impersonating Kamala Harris 

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Donald Trump’s April Fools’ Day prank calls to former president Biden included the classical “Guess Who?”, also impersonating Kamala Harris  Read More
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TRUMP FOREVER: Trump team proposes “Trump-Eternal Clause” amendment to Constitution, making Donald Trump the U.S. president forever!

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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TRUMP FOREVER: Trump team proposes “Trump-Eternal Clause” amendment to Constitution, making Donald Trump the U.S. president forever! Read More
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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat Read More
April Fools Day Cancelled
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April Fools Day 2025 officially cancelled: no planned prank can beat Trump administration’s absurd reality 

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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April Fools Day 2025 officially cancelled: no planned prank can beat Trump administration’s absurd reality  Read More
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MAGA MERCY ACT: Trump administration announces “Love Trump, Get a Pardon” initiative

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025

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MAGA MERCY ACT: Trump administration announces “Love Trump, Get a Pardon” initiative Read More
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New U.S. law mandates ALL-CAPS when spreading “OBVIOUSLY TRUE FACTS” on social media

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025

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New U.S. law mandates ALL-CAPS when spreading “OBVIOUSLY TRUE FACTS” on social media Read More
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Exclusive Interview: A Cybertruck identifies itself as a Toyota, because of total embarrassment caused by Elon Musk’s bizarre actions and crazy tweets

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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Exclusive Interview: A Cybertruck identifies itself as a Toyota, because of total embarrassment caused by Elon Musk’s bizarre actions and crazy tweets Read More
Vance Greenland
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MAJOR SURPRISE: Vice President JD Vance shocked to learn Greenland isn’t green

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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MAJOR SURPRISE: Vice President JD Vance shocked to learn Greenland isn’t green Read More
Trevon Milton
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Nikola’s founder Trevor Milton pardoned by Trump against pledge to wear a red MAGA hat at public appearances and tweet “Trump Forever!” twice a week

March 29, 2025March 29, 2025

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Nikola’s founder Trevor Milton pardoned by Trump against pledge to wear a red MAGA hat at public appearances and tweet “Trump Forever!” twice a week Read More
Russia bombing
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TRUE FACT: Russia’s relentless bombing of Ukrainian civilians proves just how much Putin is commitment to peace

March 28, 2025March 28, 2025

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TRUE FACT: Russia’s relentless bombing of Ukrainian civilians proves just how much Putin is commitment to peace Read More
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Top 7 bumper stickers for Tesla owners regretting Elon’s latest bizarre antics

March 28, 2025April 22, 2025

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Top 7 bumper stickers for Tesla owners regretting Elon’s latest bizarre antics Read More

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