WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented display of prankster diplomacy, the U.S. President Donald Trump reportedly placed a surprise April Fools’ Day call to former President Joe Bide.
“At first, it was just heavy breathing and Donald whispering, ‘Guess who?’” described a high-ranking White House official.
“But then it escalated. One time, it was Trump pretending to be a pizza delivery guy. After that Trump pretended to be Kamala Harris and just laughed for five minutes and hung up. The final straw was when someone Trump called Putin again and just sang “Never Gonna Gonna Let You Go” on loop.”
According to White House sources, former President Biden was initially confused, demanded to know who was behind the call. Trump, unable to contain his laughter, allegedly responded, “It’s me, Donny! Best prank ever, maybe in history. Nobody pranks like me!”
Biden, momentarily silent, reportedly took himself quickly together, “Donald, don’t you have anything better to do? Like build a wall somewhere? Or rename something?”
Trump, unfazed, continued the joke, insisting that Biden had won a “VIP Pizza Party” at Mar-a-Lago if he could recite three nice things about current U.S. tariff politics.
Biden’s office immediately released a statement denying the incident, calling it “Classic Fake News” but insiders claim Biden was later heard muttering, “This is worse than the time he called me ‘Sleepy Joe’ during his inauguration.”
The White House has neither confirmed nor denied Trump’s involvement, but sources close to him say he was in “tremendous spirits” all day, repeatedly telling aides, “That was the best call since I told Kim Jong-un we ran out of nukes.”
Meanwhile, Biden’s office reportedly ordered his security team to “triple-check” all future calls for pranksters, especially those from Washington.
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