WASHINGTON, D.C. – Elon Musk’s newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced plans to make the U.S. government “as transparent as Bianca Censori’s Grammy dress.”
The bold statement was made during a late-night Twitter/X post, which Musk reportedly typed with one hand while launching a Tesla Roadster into the sun.
“Our goal is simple,” Musk said in a Twitter/X livestream, standing next to a Shiba Inu wearing a hoodie. “The American people deserve to see everything their government does – and I mean everything. No more secrets, no more hidden agendas. By the time we’re done, Washington will be more see-through than Kanye’s wife at the Grammy event.”
Skeptics worry that too much transparency might expose classified information, but Musk reassured them: “Relax. We’ll only leak the good stuff – like the real UFO files, and how much Mark Zuckerberg pays for his haircuts.”
Despite concerns from officials, many Americans are excited about the initiative. “I’m all for government transparency,” said local Dogecoin investor Chad McCrypto.
“But if they start wearing outfits like Bianca’s in Congress, I might have to reconsider my choice during the next Congress elections.”
The White House has yet to officially respond, though sources say President Trump was last seen Googling “Who the f**k is Kanye’s wife?”
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