SANTA CLARA, CA – The NFL stunned fans, fashion critics, and millions of Americans Tuesday by announcing that players from both teams competing in Super Bowl LX – the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks – will proudly take the field wearing mini dresses.
The bold fashionable wardrobe choice is reportedly meant to support and honor global superstar Bad Bunny, who has promised to perform his stunning halftime show wearing pink mini dress, and has “absolutely refused to tone it down for football culture.”
According to league officials, the Patriots will rock bright yellow mini dresses, symbolizing “confidence, sunshine, and the emotional resilience required to play defense in heels.”
Meanwhile, the Seahawks will counter with deep green mini dresses, representing “team pride, sustainability, and the fact that green just looks good on everyone.”
Sources confirm the dresses are fully customizable, with optional glitter, fringe, and dramatic wind-flap potential.
Players from both teams have expressed mixed reactions. Some Patriots reportedly asked whether the dresses come in “dynasty cut,” while Seahawks veterans were mainly concerned about cold weather airflow.
“If Bad Bunny can perform in pink dress with confidence, I can also blitz in a mini dress,” said one anonymous linebacker, already practicing his runway walk between drills.
The NFL reassured fans that the rulebook has been temporarily amended to allow mini dresses, stating that “style is not a penalty.”
Officials also hinted that referees may join in with coordinated accessories, though stripes will remain mandatory.
As one league spokesperson put it, “This is football history in the making – and possibly Fashion Week’s
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