Many once-proud Tesla owners are now dealing with an unexpected challenge: how to signal to the world that they love their electric car but, uh… maybe not its billionaire CEO’s latest antics, including several shameful actions and bizarre statements.
Whether it’s bizarre tweets, questionable comments about economics and world politics, or surprise greeting gestures. Tesla fans are scrambling to distance themselves, without having to sell their beloved EVs. Enter the latest trend: regret bumper stickers.
Here are the top five bumper stickers spotted on Teslas recently:
1. “I Bought This When X Was Still Twitter” – A timeless classic for those who miss the good old social platform with a decent name.
2. “Silent Car, Loud Regrets” – Perfect for drivers who love the whisper-quiet acceleration but are screaming internally.
3. “At Least It’s Not a Cybertruck” – Because hey, it could always be worse.
4. “I’d Sell It, But the Resale Value Is In the Toilet” – Clearly shows that the once-proud owner has bought that car for his life savings and now is full of regret.
5. “If It’s Any Consolation I Think He’s a Gargantuan Twat Too” – A good example to demonstrates owner’s large vocabulary and sense of irony.
6. “A Piece of Garbage” – No additional comments, these four words speak for themselves.
7. “Toyota”, “Ford”, “Honda”, “Audi” – Whatever car mark comes to your head is better than Tesla.
Tesla drivers may be having an existential crisis, but at least they’re having it in style – complete with self-deprecating humor and 300 miles of range per charge.
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