WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump tweeted a mysterious single word late last night: “bela”. It was something that baffled social media users worldwide,
While many speculated it was either a typo, a secret code, or the name of his new golf resort, Trump has now clarified the situation. “People are saying, ‘Sir, what does bela mean?’ And I told them, it means I wanted to say something very smart, really smart.”
“Maybe the smartest thing ever tweeted,” Trump explained to reporters, without further elaboration.
The tweet immediately sparked theories ranging from “Bela Lugosi is back” to “Trump accidentally live-tweeted his Scrabble game.”
Linguists were called in to analyze the meaning but left more confused than when they started. “But in Trumpian, it could mean absolutely anything, including nothing.”
Meanwhile, Trump supporters have embraced “bela” as a new rallying cry, printing it on red hats, T-shirts, and even lawn signs.
One Florida man claimed, “BELA stands for Bringing Exceptional Leadership Again. Trump’s playing 4D chess, and we’re just catching up.”
When asked if he would ever explain the true meaning of the word, Trump simply smiled and said, “I don’t need to explain. Everyone knows it’s brilliant. People are saying it’s the best word since ‘covfefe.’ And let me tell you, folks – bela is going to be huge.”
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