LOS ANGELES, CA – Wayne “The Rock” Johnson has stunned his fans with his ‘much slimmer’ frame, after unveiling his new look after 60-pound weight loss.
At the same time his co-star Vin Diesel in the Fast and Furious franchise has been spotted celebrating his sudden return to the throne of Fast & Furious bald muscular bodies.
According to witnesses, Diesel was seen flexing in front of a rearview mirror while whispering, “It’s about family… and biceps.”
A close friend claims he even threw a private barbecue where every burger bun had “#1 Muscles” branded into it.
Johnson, for his part, has taken the situation in stride. When asked about losing his legendary size, he responded, “It’s okay. Vin needs this win. Let him cook – literally, because his chicken’s still raw.”
Fans are eagerly waiting to see whether The Rock will rebuild his frame or if Vin Diesel will finally hold the title of “Hollywood’s Most Muscular Bald Guy” .
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