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BREAKING: Putin promises “mostly peaceful” bombings in Ukraine to prove Trump is right about Russia’s willingness for peace

March 27, 2025

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BREAKING: Putin promises “mostly peaceful” bombings in Ukraine to prove Trump is right about Russia’s willingness for peace Read More
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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone

March 27, 2025

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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone Read More
Pete Hegseth
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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media

March 26, 2025March 26, 2025

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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media Read More
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TRENDING: Cybertruck owners massively spray painting SpaceX rocket logos on their cars to support Elon Musk

March 25, 2025

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TRENDING: Cybertruck owners massively spray painting SpaceX rocket logos on their cars to support Elon Musk Read More
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Nobel Price Committee considering a second Peace Prize for Barack Obama ‘Just to annoy Donald Trump’

March 25, 2025March 25, 2025

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Nobel Price Committee considering a second Peace Prize for Barack Obama ‘Just to annoy Donald Trump’ Read More
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International research confirms: anyone saying “Putin wants peace” is just a fool

March 21, 2025March 21, 2025

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International research confirms: anyone saying “Putin wants peace” is just a fool Read More
JD Vance
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JD Vance claims that if share traders “just apologize and say thank you”, Trump’s administration will make stock market magically boost again

March 21, 2025

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JD Vance claims that if share traders “just apologize and say thank you”, Trump’s administration will make stock market magically boost again Read More
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Really patriotic

March 20, 2025
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White House baffled by significant surge in late-night calls requesting “cheap Russian prostitutes”

March 20, 2025March 20, 2025

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White House baffled by significant surge in late-night calls requesting “cheap Russian prostitutes” Read More
Trump - Tesla salesman
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BREAKING: U.S. President forced to side hustle as a Tesla salesman to cover rising costs!

March 20, 2025March 20, 2025

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BREAKING: U.S. President forced to side hustle as a Tesla salesman to cover rising costs! Read More
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VIDEO: Nationwide Tesla fires mark early celebration 4th of July festivities, not acts of vandalism 

March 20, 2025March 20, 2025

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VIDEO: Nationwide Tesla fires mark early celebration 4th of July festivities, not acts of vandalism  Read More
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Colorado man afraid to buy cucumber without Vaseline, fears being mistaken for vegan

March 19, 2025

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Colorado man afraid to buy cucumber without Vaseline, fears being mistaken for vegan Read More
Federal Reserve behind eggs
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Federal Reserve announces bold move: eggs to replace gold as new standard for U.S. Dollar

March 19, 2025

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Federal Reserve announces bold move: eggs to replace gold as new standard for U.S. Dollar Read More
Thank you note to Trump
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Putin sent a heartfelt “Thank You” note to Trump for giving US intelligence to Russia

March 19, 2025

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Putin sent a heartfelt “Thank You” note to Trump for giving US intelligence to Russia Read More
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Putin reportedly “a bit embarrassed” by Trump’s overenthusiastic concessions to Russia,  promises to humiliate Trump less in the future

March 18, 2025

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Putin reportedly “a bit embarrassed” by Trump’s overenthusiastic concessions to Russia,  promises to humiliate Trump less in the future Read More
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BREAKING DISCOVERY: The more chickens you have, the more eggs they lay! Scientists propose – stopping killing chickens may help overcome egg shortage!

March 18, 2025March 18, 2025

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BREAKING DISCOVERY: The more chickens you have, the more eggs they lay! Scientists propose – stopping killing chickens may help overcome egg shortage! Read More
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NEW STATE COMING: Trump threatens to annex Alaska and make it the 52th state of U.S.

March 18, 2025March 18, 2025

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NEW STATE COMING: Trump threatens to annex Alaska and make it the 52th state of U.S. Read More
Egg selves
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EGG CRISIS SOLVED? Mexico offers to deliver eggs to U.S., but only if America gives Alaska to Canada

March 17, 2025March 17, 2025

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EGG CRISIS SOLVED? Mexico offers to deliver eggs to U.S., but only if America gives Alaska to Canada Read More
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GREAT SUCCESS! Trump’s first month in office created record number of millionaires – from former billionaires

March 17, 2025March 17, 2025

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GREAT SUCCESS! Trump’s first month in office created record number of millionaires – from former billionaires Read More
Stock market
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MYSTERY: U.S. stock markets have crashed so badly, it’s almost as if the country is being run by someone who went bankrupt 5 times

March 16, 2025

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MYSTERY: U.S. stock markets have crashed so badly, it’s almost as if the country is being run by someone who went bankrupt 5 times Read More

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