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White House lowers Donald Trump’s face to half mast in honor of Charlie Kirk

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025

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Trump weighs release of Epstein files to distract attention from dismal jobs report

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025

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Trump weighs release of Epstein files to distract attention from dismal jobs report Read More
Trump, South Park
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Trump signs executive order mandating all South Park characters to look like him

September 12, 2025

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Trump signs executive order mandating all South Park characters to look like him Read More
Joe Biden
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Joe Biden: “Russia would have never attacked Poland, if I were U.S. president!”

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025

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Joe Biden: “Russia would have never attacked Poland, if I were U.S. president!” Read More
Apple, Edible Display, Watch
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Apple today unveiled new Series 15 Edible Display smart watch

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025

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Apple today unveiled new Series 15 Edible Display smart watch Read More
Department of War
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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars!

September 11, 2025

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Nobel Peace Prize guaranteed: freshly renamed Department of War will start only peaceful wars! Read More
Trump, Secret Agent
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7 plausible reasons why Trump was a secret FBI informant in the Great Epstein Hoax

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025

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7 plausible reasons why Trump was a secret FBI informant in the Great Epstein Hoax Read More
Pentagon, Wartagon
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Freshly renamed Department of War renames Pentagon to War-tagon

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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Freshly renamed Department of War renames Pentagon to War-tagon Read More
Trump, wars
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PEACEMAKER: Trump ended 7 more wars today before lunch, and will end another 7 tomorrow!

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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PEACEMAKER: Trump ended 7 more wars today before lunch, and will end another 7 tomorrow! Read More
Kung-fu master
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Hyundai announces bold new hiring policy: will hire only Kung-Fu masters to fight off ICE raids

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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Hyundai announces bold new hiring policy: will hire only Kung-Fu masters to fight off ICE raids Read More
Super Bowl rules
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BREAKING: NFL stuns world with revelation that this season Super Bowl LX winner will be a team who scores more points!

September 8, 2025September 8, 2025

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BREAKING: NFL stuns world with revelation that this season Super Bowl LX winner will be a team who scores more points! Read More
Trump, US Open
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7 reasons why crowd at U.S. Open served ‘Boos’ for President Trump

September 8, 2025September 8, 2025

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7 reasons why crowd at U.S. Open served ‘Boos’ for President Trump Read More
Farmers
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Catastrophic FAFO-tornado hits Arkansas farmers!

September 8, 2025

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Catastrophic FAFO-tornado hits Arkansas farmers! Read More
Tim Cook speech
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Apple CEO Tim Cook broke the world record in how many times you can say “Thank you!” within 2 minutes!

September 7, 2025September 7, 2025

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Apple CEO Tim Cook broke the world record in how many times you can say “Thank you!” within 2 minutes! Read More
Windmills, US flag
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Trump halts all wind energy projects: too many windmills leave no wind for US flag on the White House   

September 7, 2025September 11, 2025

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Trump halts all wind energy projects: too many windmills leave no wind for US flag on the White House    Read More
Drags
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Hollywood declares support to LGBTQ+ community: Every movie now opens with a fabulous drag extravaganza!

September 6, 2025September 6, 2025

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Hollywood declares support to LGBTQ+ community: Every movie now opens with a fabulous drag extravaganza! Read More
Tech leaders
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Mark Zukerberg wins the wild „Who knows the biggest number” competition for tech leaders!

September 6, 2025September 6, 2025

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Mark Zukerberg wins the wild „Who knows the biggest number” competition for tech leaders! Read More
Putin, phone
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Russian president Putin forced to change his phone number to avoid constant boring calls from Donald Trump

September 5, 2025

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Russian president Putin forced to change his phone number to avoid constant boring calls from Donald Trump Read More
Golden tattoo, Greenland
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Trump got Greenland tattooed on his hand to remember he wants to annex it!

September 5, 2025

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Trump got Greenland tattooed on his hand to remember he wants to annex it! Read More
Trump, Obama
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Nobel Committee considers awarding Obama a second Peace Prize — “Just for Fun”

September 5, 2025September 5, 2025

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Nobel Committee considers awarding Obama a second Peace Prize — “Just for Fun” Read More

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