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Trump, Thumbs Up
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White House announces all future U.S. weapons deliveries now require Russian president Putin’s personal thumbs-up!

October 20, 2025

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White House announces all future U.S. weapons deliveries now require Russian president Putin’s personal thumbs-up! Read More
Kennedy, Fighter jet
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CODE BROWN: US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admits no one knows what caused Trump’s “truly awful” diarrhea

October 20, 2025October 20, 2025

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CODE BROWN: US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admits no one knows what caused Trump’s “truly awful” diarrhea Read More
Peace Dove
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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize

October 15, 2025

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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Read More
Trump, tariffs, Norway
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Trump to impose 3500% tariffs on Norway for not awarding him the Nobel Peace prize

October 13, 2025October 13, 2025

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Trump to impose 3500% tariffs on Norway for not awarding him the Nobel Peace prize Read More
National guard, ICE
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Trump sends national guard to fight armed gangs calling themselves ICE, and roaming the streets of several American cities

October 10, 2025October 10, 2025

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Trump sends national guard to fight armed gangs calling themselves ICE, and roaming the streets of several American cities Read More
Climate activists
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WHO considers recognizing ‘Climate Activism Disorder’ as mental illness

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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WHO considers recognizing ‘Climate Activism Disorder’ as mental illness Read More
Nobel Peace Prize, Trump
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White House asks Nobel Prize Committee to postpone the announcement of Peace Prize for two weeks, and maybe another two weeks after that

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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White House asks Nobel Prize Committee to postpone the announcement of Peace Prize for two weeks, and maybe another two weeks after that Read More
War, Chicago
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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch Read More
Putin and Trump
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PEACE FOR TRUTH: Putin promises to end Russia’s aggression against Ukraine if Donald Trump releases Epstein files

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

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PEACE FOR TRUTH: Putin promises to end Russia’s aggression against Ukraine if Donald Trump releases Epstein files Read More
Thunberg sailing
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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025

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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again Read More
Ban, drones
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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones

October 7, 2025

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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones Read More
Government shutdown
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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’ 

October 3, 2025

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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’  Read More
Shutdown Vacation
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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again  

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again   Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump claims the government shutdown would have never happened if he were the President

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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Donald Trump claims the government shutdown would have never happened if he were the President Read More
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump, having no idea who is the incumbent US President, blames the President for government shutdown

October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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Donald Trump, having no idea who is the incumbent US President, blames the President for government shutdown Read More
Hegseth Extravaganza
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Trump and Hegseth hosted “Bearded Fat Soldier” comedy extravaganza for 800 generals

October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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Trump and Hegseth hosted “Bearded Fat Soldier” comedy extravaganza for 800 generals Read More
Donald Trump
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President Trump has saved so many lives since resuming office, there is literally no more lives to save

September 25, 2025October 1, 2025

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President Trump has saved so many lives since resuming office, there is literally no more lives to save Read More
Trump, UN
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President Trump awarded first-ever Nobel Comedy Prize for his stand-up set at UN General Assembly

September 23, 2025

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President Trump awarded first-ever Nobel Comedy Prize for his stand-up set at UN General Assembly Read More
FCC, Ban, Holy Bible
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FCC to prohibit the Holy Bible: “If a book does not mention President Donald Trump at all, people don’t need to waste their time on such a pointless book!”

September 19, 2025September 19, 2025

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FCC to prohibit the Holy Bible: “If a book does not mention President Donald Trump at all, people don’t need to waste their time on such a pointless book!” Read More
FCC
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FCC mandates TV-stations to broadcast only positive news about President Trump and GOP, total ban to any negative news

September 19, 2025

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FCC mandates TV-stations to broadcast only positive news about President Trump and GOP, total ban to any negative news Read More

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Self-knowledge

Self-knowledge can force you…

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If the world didn’t suck

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