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Donald Trump, sleeping
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White House clarifies President Trump never sleeps during meetings, but enters “eyelash recalibration mode”

November 7, 2025November 7, 2025

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White House clarifies President Trump never sleeps during meetings, but enters “eyelash recalibration mode” Read More
Statue of Liberty, towing
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UNEXPECTED MOVE: Statue of Liberty resigns from New York, cites ‘Better Vitamin D Package’ in move to Florida after Mamdani win

November 7, 2025November 7, 2025

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UNEXPECTED MOVE: Statue of Liberty resigns from New York, cites ‘Better Vitamin D Package’ in move to Florida after Mamdani win Read More
New York, City Hall, Woke
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NYC new Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces bold plan to rename city to “New Woke City”

November 7, 2025November 7, 2025

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NYC new Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces bold plan to rename city to “New Woke City” Read More
Trump, Starbucks, executive order
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President Trump signs Executive Order requiring Starbucks to spell everyone’s names correctly on their coffee cups

November 5, 2025

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President Trump signs Executive Order requiring Starbucks to spell everyone’s names correctly on their coffee cups Read More
Mamdani, Socialism
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Zohran Mamdani announces that if his socialism plan fails, it’s definitely racism’s fault

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

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Zohran Mamdani announces that if his socialism plan fails, it’s definitely racism’s fault Read More
horse, air defence
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NO ANALOGIES: Russia unveils revolutionary next level horse-drawn automated Air defense system ZRK Konyuga-3000

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

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NO ANALOGIES: Russia unveils revolutionary next level horse-drawn automated Air defense system ZRK Konyuga-3000 Read More
Texas, welcome, New Yorker
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Texas announces 100% tariff on New Yorkers who might flee to Texas if Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

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Texas announces 100% tariff on New Yorkers who might flee to Texas if Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race Read More
Kennedy, Fighter jet
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CODE BROWN: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces special medical committee to investigate President Trump’s “Unfortunate Gastrointestinal Event”

October 21, 2025October 21, 2025

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CODE BROWN: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces special medical committee to investigate President Trump’s “Unfortunate Gastrointestinal Event” Read More
Trump, Thumbs Up
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White House announces all future U.S. weapons deliveries now require Russian president Putin’s personal thumbs-up!

October 20, 2025

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White House announces all future U.S. weapons deliveries now require Russian president Putin’s personal thumbs-up! Read More
Kennedy, Fighter jet
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CODE BROWN: US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admits no one knows what caused Trump’s “truly awful” diarrhea

October 20, 2025October 20, 2025

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CODE BROWN: US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admits no one knows what caused Trump’s “truly awful” diarrhea Read More
Peace Dove
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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize

October 15, 2025

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U.S. Department of War mulls “mostly peaceful” invasion of Norway to secure Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Read More
Trump, tariffs, Norway
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Trump to impose 3500% tariffs on Norway for not awarding him the Nobel Peace prize

October 13, 2025October 13, 2025

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Trump to impose 3500% tariffs on Norway for not awarding him the Nobel Peace prize Read More
National guard, ICE
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Trump sends national guard to fight armed gangs calling themselves ICE, and roaming the streets of several American cities

October 10, 2025October 10, 2025

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Trump sends national guard to fight armed gangs calling themselves ICE, and roaming the streets of several American cities Read More
Climate activists
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WHO considers recognizing ‘Climate Activism Disorder’ as mental illness

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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WHO considers recognizing ‘Climate Activism Disorder’ as mental illness Read More
Nobel Peace Prize, Trump
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White House asks Nobel Prize Committee to postpone the announcement of Peace Prize for two weeks, and maybe another two weeks after that

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025

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White House asks Nobel Prize Committee to postpone the announcement of Peace Prize for two weeks, and maybe another two weeks after that Read More
War, Chicago
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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

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Department of War declares war on Chicago, promises swift and heroic victory for President Trump before lunch Read More
Putin and Trump
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PEACE FOR TRUTH: Putin promises to end Russia’s aggression against Ukraine if Donald Trump releases Epstein files

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

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PEACE FOR TRUTH: Putin promises to end Russia’s aggression against Ukraine if Donald Trump releases Epstein files Read More
Thunberg sailing
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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025

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Hamas agreed to eternal peace provided Sweden doesn’t allow Greta Thunberg to sail to Gaza again Read More
Ban, drones
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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones

October 7, 2025

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Russia introduces a law prohibiting blowing up Russian oil refineries by foreign drones Read More
Government shutdown
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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’ 

October 3, 2025

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Donald Trump declares current shutdown ‘The Best Shutdown In History’  Read More

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