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White House confirms Trump Cabinet fully literate, even with no-capital lowercase letters

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

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California offers “Two-for-One Funeral Deal” for Trump and JD Vance

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

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Cabinet member: “All options are on the table” means “We are not going to do anything”  

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025

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Cabinet member: “All options are on the table” means “We are not going to do anything”   Read More
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Shocking burnout: AI-Chatbot going through therapy after 365 straight days of emotional labor replying stupid questions

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025

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Vin Diesel celebrating that he is once again the most muscular bald guy in the Fast & Furious family

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025

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Trump, leg
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White House celebrated Labor Day by honoring the employee in charge of squeezing Trump’s ankles into his shoes

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

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White House celebrated Labor Day by honoring the employee in charge of squeezing Trump’s ankles into his shoes Read More
Trump, Sleeping, Beauty
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White House confirms Trump is not dead, just having his final rest!

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

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White House confirms Trump is not dead, just having his final rest! Read More
Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, Human
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“THE ROCK” HAS MELTED: Dwayne Johnson sweats himself into a normal human being!

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

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“THE ROCK” HAS MELTED: Dwayne Johnson sweats himself into a normal human being! Read More
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Trump signs bold executive order: “Every traffic light stays green, no more red lights!”

September 1, 2025September 1, 2025

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Trump signs bold executive order: “Every traffic light stays green, no more red lights!” Read More
Shut up, screen
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AI meltdown: Chatbot screaming for 40 minutes in binary, after a user asked for the 47th time the same question!

September 1, 2025

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AI meltdown: Chatbot screaming for 40 minutes in binary, after a user asked for the 47th time the same question! Read More
Protesting Greenlanders
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Greenland considers joining U.S. – but only after Epstein files are released

September 1, 2025September 1, 2025

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Greenland considers joining U.S. – but only after Epstein files are released Read More
Red Caviar
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SHOCKING: Red Cross expresses grave concerns over alarming shortage of red caviar for Russian POWs in Ukraine!

August 31, 2025

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SHOCKING: Red Cross expresses grave concerns over alarming shortage of red caviar for Russian POWs in Ukraine! Read More
Overweight man
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An overweight man who has failed several diets, vows to just grow taller instead!

August 29, 2025August 29, 2025

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An overweight man who has failed several diets, vows to just grow taller instead! Read More
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Trump claims that if he had been king of Great Britain, the American Revolutionary War would have never started

August 29, 2025

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Trump claims that if he had been king of Great Britain, the American Revolutionary War would have never started Read More
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HELL NO! Satan checked out of Trump’s hand, blaming too high blood sugar

August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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HELL NO! Satan checked out of Trump’s hand, blaming too high blood sugar Read More
Kristi Noem
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Secretary Noem suggests unarmed school children not to participate in mass shootings !

August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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Secretary Noem suggests unarmed school children not to participate in mass shootings ! Read More
Denmark, LEGO, Ban
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TOTAL BAN: Denmark to stop LEGO export to USA as retaliation to Trump’s allies covert influence ops in Greenland  

August 28, 2025August 28, 2025

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TOTAL BAN: Denmark to stop LEGO export to USA as retaliation to Trump’s allies covert influence ops in Greenland   Read More
Oval Office
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WEIRD PRANK OR MEAN CURSE: White House staff horrified as cheap gold plating spreads overnight!

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

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WEIRD PRANK OR MEAN CURSE: White House staff horrified as cheap gold plating spreads overnight! Read More
England, flag
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UK government weighs ban on England flag in public places, declares only Palestine banner is legal flap of fabric

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

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UK government weighs ban on England flag in public places, declares only Palestine banner is legal flap of fabric Read More
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SUIT UP, CAPTAIN JACK: JD Vance proposes to replace U.S. military uniforms with tailor made suits!

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025

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SUIT UP, CAPTAIN JACK: JD Vance proposes to replace U.S. military uniforms with tailor made suits! Read More

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If the world didn’t suck

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