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JD Vance. Putin, Suit
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SUIT UP! Vice President JD Vance demands Russian president Putin to wear suit when meeting President Trump in Alaska Summit

August 14, 2025August 14, 2025

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SUIT UP! Vice President JD Vance demands Russian president Putin to wear suit when meeting President Trump in Alaska Summit Read More
Zi Jinping, The Art of A Deal
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Chinese leader Xi Jinping considers Donald Trump’s “The Art of the Deal” the funniest book ever, that always makes him laugh

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

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Chinese leader Xi Jinping considers Donald Trump’s “The Art of the Deal” the funniest book ever, that always makes him laugh Read More
US Senate
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A hard-working man made 100 wax statues of US Senators, statues are currently exhibited in the US Senate chamber  

August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

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A hard-working man made 100 wax statues of US Senators, statues are currently exhibited in the US Senate chamber   Read More
Trump Make Russia Great Again
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President Trump declares a bold new slogan for America: “Make Russia Great Again!”

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025

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President Trump declares a bold new slogan for America: “Make Russia Great Again!” Read More
Trump and Putin
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Dictator Putin promised no new territorial demands… at least until next Thursday

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025

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Dictator Putin promised no new territorial demands… at least until next Thursday Read More
Trump giving Alaska to Russia
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MOTHER OF ALL DEALS: Trump proposed giving Alaska to Russia as a de-escalation if Putin promises not to demand California and Florida (For Now)

August 11, 2025August 11, 2025

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MOTHER OF ALL DEALS: Trump proposed giving Alaska to Russia as a de-escalation if Putin promises not to demand California and Florida (For Now) Read More
LEGO Kremlin in Rose Garden
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A PIECE OF ART: A mini-size LEGO Kremlin was built on White House grounds replacing Jackie Kennedy’s historic Rose Garden

August 11, 2025August 11, 2025

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A PIECE OF ART: A mini-size LEGO Kremlin was built on White House grounds replacing Jackie Kennedy’s historic Rose Garden Read More
The White Kremlin
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Trump to consider renaming White House to “White Kremlin” in honor of his “Best Friend” Vladimir Putin

August 10, 2025August 10, 2025

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Trump to consider renaming White House to “White Kremlin” in honor of his “Best Friend” Vladimir Putin Read More
Village people-Taco Man
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Village People announce re-release of “Macho Man” as “Taco Man” in honor of President Trump’s latest achievements

May 30, 2025May 30, 2025

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Village People announce re-release of “Macho Man” as “Taco Man” in honor of President Trump’s latest achievements Read More
Taco Trump
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President Trump furious over “TACO” nickname, slaps HUGE 700% tariffs on tortillas in retaliation!

May 30, 2025May 30, 2025

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President Trump furious over “TACO” nickname, slaps HUGE 700% tariffs on tortillas in retaliation! Read More
Santa Maria
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Historians stunned: In 1492, Columbus did not discover America, rather Native Americans discovered a bunch of confused sunburned white dudes lost at sea

May 28, 2025May 28, 2025

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Historians stunned: In 1492, Columbus did not discover America, rather Native Americans discovered a bunch of confused sunburned white dudes lost at sea Read More
Ice cream
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Inflation forces extension of ‘Five-Second Rule’ to 7.28 seconds, experts say

May 28, 2025May 28, 2025

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Inflation forces extension of ‘Five-Second Rule’ to 7.28 seconds, experts say Read More
Protests
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SURPRISING: Harvard students refuse to protest against Russian aggression in Ukraine after learning conflict doesn’t involve Israelis!

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025

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SURPRISING: Harvard students refuse to protest against Russian aggression in Ukraine after learning conflict doesn’t involve Israelis! Read More
Trump
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Study finds Donald Trump is the “only human alive” surprised by Putin not interested in peace in Ukraine

May 27, 2025

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Study finds Donald Trump is the “only human alive” surprised by Putin not interested in peace in Ukraine Read More
Trump speaking
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DISAPPOINTMENT: Trump mildly shocked that using CAPS LOCK in his tweets hasn’t brought world peace!

May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

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DISAPPOINTMENT: Trump mildly shocked that using CAPS LOCK in his tweets hasn’t brought world peace! Read More
Police
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Authorities say it’s too soon to determine motive in the shooting of Israeli Embassy staff as suspect screamed ‘Free Palestine!’

May 22, 2025May 22, 2025

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Authorities say it’s too soon to determine motive in the shooting of Israeli Embassy staff as suspect screamed ‘Free Palestine!’ Read More
Sidney harbour over 150 years
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UNPRECEDENTED: Climate change has caused sea level at Sydney Harbor to rise a mind-blowing 0.0 inches in 150 years!

May 21, 2025

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UNPRECEDENTED: Climate change has caused sea level at Sydney Harbor to rise a mind-blowing 0.0 inches in 150 years! Read More
Putin
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Putin declared fooling Trump during the long-waited phone call was “easier than taking candy from a baby”!

May 21, 2025May 21, 2025

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Putin declared fooling Trump during the long-waited phone call was “easier than taking candy from a baby”! Read More
MAGA
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MAGA fan explains: “Make America Great Again” means surrendering America without fight to Russia, Trump to Serve as Vice-Czar!

May 21, 2025

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MAGA fan explains: “Make America Great Again” means surrendering America without fight to Russia, Trump to Serve as Vice-Czar! Read More
Trump Alaska
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GENIUS AT WORK: Trump proposed to cede Alaska and California to Russia to apply more pressure on Putin to end war in Ukraine

May 20, 2025May 20, 2025

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GENIUS AT WORK: Trump proposed to cede Alaska and California to Russia to apply more pressure on Putin to end war in Ukraine Read More

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