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LONG LIVE PIRACY: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to call himself as Captain Jack Sparrow after US navy force seized a Venezuelan oil tanker!

December 11, 2025December 11, 2025

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LONG LIVE PIRACY: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to call himself as Captain Jack Sparrow after US navy force seized a Venezuelan oil tanker! Read More
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Greenland confident that after sending 3 bottles of whiskey to Defense Ministry Hegseth, Greenland will be texted complete invasion plans on social media

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Greenland confident that after sending 3 bottles of whiskey to Defense Ministry Hegseth, Greenland will be texted complete invasion plans on social media Read More
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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat Read More
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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone

March 27, 2025

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Trump administration ditches Signal app for OnlyFans, promises “great, great” classified info at a modest fee for everyone Read More
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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media

March 26, 2025March 26, 2025

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ROOKIE MISTAKE: Pete Hegseth wows to share U.S. war secrets the “correct” way next time – through WikiLeaks, not social media Read More

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