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White House, Ads
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White House plans to raise $600 million a year by selling advertisement lots on its walls

November 13, 2025

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White House plans to raise $600 million a year by selling advertisement lots on its walls Read More
Shutdown Vacation
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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again  

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025

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White House clarifies shutdown is just ‘Paid Vacation Without the Paycheck’ for hard working federal workers for Making America Great Again   Read More
Trump, Scale
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President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama

August 24, 2025August 24, 2025

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President Trump fired the White House scale after it displayed “a little overweight”, claims the “Deep State scale” was planted by Obama Read More
The White Kremlin
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Trump to consider renaming White House to “White Kremlin” in honor of his “Best Friend” Vladimir Putin

August 10, 2025August 10, 2025

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Trump to consider renaming White House to “White Kremlin” in honor of his “Best Friend” Vladimir Putin Read More
Trump with Tariffs button
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President Trump demonstrated “Tariffs On/Tariffs Off” button mounted on the Oval Office wall, Claims It’s “Better Than the Nuclear One”

April 10, 2025April 22, 2025

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President Trump demonstrated “Tariffs On/Tariffs Off” button mounted on the Oval Office wall, Claims It’s “Better Than the Nuclear One” Read More
Kid Rock and Donald Trump
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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code”

April 1, 2025April 1, 2025

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Kid Rock was kicked out of White House for refusing to suit up, officials stated that “even rebels need to follow the dress code” Read More
Signal app
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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat

March 31, 2025March 31, 2025

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Mass Signal sign-ups surge as Defense Minister Pete Hegseth prepares “Totally Not a Greenland Invasion” group chat Read More
Trump in Oval Office
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White House baffled by significant surge in late-night calls requesting “cheap Russian prostitutes”

March 20, 2025March 20, 2025

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White House baffled by significant surge in late-night calls requesting “cheap Russian prostitutes” Read More
Zelenzkyy
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Zelenskyy agrees to hold immediate election and run for president of United States, citing “If this is what Trump wants me to do, so be it!”

February 23, 2025

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Zelenskyy agrees to hold immediate election and run for president of United States, citing “If this is what Trump wants me to do, so be it!” Read More
Trump lookalike
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White House seeks Trump lookalike for “Clone Diplomacy” with Putin doppelganger, no point to send real Trump to meet fake Putin

February 21, 2025February 21, 2025

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White House seeks Trump lookalike for “Clone Diplomacy” with Putin doppelganger, no point to send real Trump to meet fake Putin Read More
2 humanoids in White House
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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids!

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025

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SECRET REVEALED: U.S. government is secretly run by 2 double-headed humanoids! Read More
Putin and Trump
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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal

February 19, 2025February 19, 2025

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Early Christmas for Putin: instead of Kyiv Russia has occupied the White House, declares U.S. a loyal vassal Read More
White House - white, blue, red
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Mystery at 1600 Pennsylvania: Why was the White House painted overnight in Russian colors?

February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

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Mystery at 1600 Pennsylvania: Why was the White House painted overnight in Russian colors? Read More
Trump with Musk's son
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Elon Musk hired president Donald Trump as babysitter for his young son

February 12, 2025February 14, 2025

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Elon Musk hired president Donald Trump as babysitter for his young son Read More
Elon Musk controlled by a midget
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NEW CONSPIRACY: Is the world’s richest man controlled  in “Ratatouille” style by a tiny midget planted on his head? 

February 12, 2025February 12, 2025

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NEW CONSPIRACY: Is the world’s richest man controlled  in “Ratatouille” style by a tiny midget planted on his head?  Read More
Trump in the Oval Office
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Donald Trump welcomed the first happy bunch of plastic straws to Oval Office after lifting ban on their use!

February 11, 2025

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Donald Trump welcomed the first happy bunch of plastic straws to Oval Office after lifting ban on their use! Read More
Gabbard vs Anonymous
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BREAKING: New DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s top priority: find and fire that “Anonymous” person in white mask!

February 5, 2025February 5, 2025

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BREAKING: New DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s top priority: find and fire that “Anonymous” person in white mask! Read More
Trump and Bieber
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Trump announces plan to deport Justin Bieber in retaliation for tariffs on US imports by Canada

February 5, 2025February 5, 2025

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Trump announces plan to deport Justin Bieber in retaliation for tariffs on US imports by Canada Read More
Elon Musk Let That Sink In
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Elon Musk’s iconic arrival at White House: “Let this sink in!” 

January 22, 2025January 22, 2025

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Elon Musk’s iconic arrival at White House: “Let this sink in!”  Read More

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