THE KREMLIN DENIES: Putin’s doppelgänger did not defecate himself after the Kremlin was attacked by drones today!

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Russian president’s press service denied that a person who very closely resembles Russian president Vladimir Putin shat himself after the Kremlin was attacked by drones today.

Several news agencies released a video today of how the Kremlin was attacked by drones, after which 2 explosions were seen and heard in the Kremlin.

There is no concrete evidence, but it is said that on at least one occasion several months ago, the 70-year-old Russian president slipped on the stairs his Moscow residence and fell down several stairs directly onto his tailbone, and that such unfortunate fall caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate.”

The Kremlin press service categorically denied that any similar incidents might have happened today with the person who very closely resembles Russian president Vladimir Putin after today’s drone attacks on the Kremlin.

The Kremlin press service confirmed that a person who very closely resembles Vladimir Putin did not defecate himself today – either intentionally or unintentionally.

“We confirm that any such claim claiming defecation of himself by a person that resembles very much Russian president Valdimir Putin is a fake and hostile propaganda. Not the president Vladimir Putin nor the person resembling very much Vladimir Putin did not defecate himself today – not intentionally nor unintentionally,” the Kremlin press service said strictly.

Rumors of Putin’s possible health problems — from various types of cancer to Parkinson’s disease and mental health issues — have been circulating for years, but speculation has increased greatly since Russia launched a full-scale war against Ukraine in February.

* Photo: Sputnik, Kremlin Pool Photo via The Associated Press

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